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Wherefore art thou, fashion?

Friends, I don’t mean to alarm you, but it appears that the Marquee Overlords forgot one very important invite this year.  Fashion.

Yes, fashion.

When the golden tickets were being handed out to the a-list and b-list city wide, someone forgot to mention that in return …

Spring Racing Carnival for Midgets: Derby Day.


Derby Day 2013.  Didn’t get it home quite as white…
(and by ‘quite as white’ I mean ‘even the dry cleaner judged me’…)


Guys, I have this friend – let’s call her Rach.  Because that’s her name. …